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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:59
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
What made you feel disgusted today?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why is the world male-dominated?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.